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1. Hotdogs (Theyre so slimy and nasty... what's with that?)
and the rest...
Cabbage (Can't eat it unless I swallow it with a drink... urgh)
Sprouts (What the hell???)
Pears (So manky)
Peanut butter (Just NO!)
Marmite (I can safely say I HATE IT!)
Mustard (Well it's on Hotdogs AND it's yellow)
Apple juice (Tastes like SICK!)
Colours...
1. Yellow (If I don't to be happy JUST ACCEPT IT!)
of course, there are others...
Peach (it's so nasty, reminds me of offices)
Magnolia (Just don't go there)
Barbie pink (offensive to the eyes!!!)
Combinations...
1. Sandles and socks (need i explain?)
even more disasters...
Gravy and yorkshire puds (Why ruin a perfectly good dinner?)
Bush and Blair (Never a good idea. and look at the pic, Bush has a YELLOW TIE!)
Brown bread and heat (I thought toast was something that's hard to spoil)
Coffee and cake (Who thought up THAT?? Coffee... cake?)
Jim Carey and a film set (If you smile again Jim, my boot will most definately conect with your shin)
Toys...
1. Bratz (What is with your lips? Makes me look normal)
quick, shut the toy box...
Mr. Potatohead (Surely being able to remove your face has its advantages in the crime department? Just look at this site! http://www.neonraven.com/PotatoHead.htm )
Baby dolls (And the government wonder why so many young people get pregnant!)
BB guns (Maybe doesn't count as a toy but still damn lethal!)
Bouncy castles (So many people, so many broken teeth)
...For I am the evil Dyson and I am taking over the world!!!
Activites...
1. Dancing (where exactly is the fun???)
even more ways to waste your time...
Sleeping (Ok, so I feel awful if I don't do it but do YOU ever wake up bored??)
Vacuming (Why does that stupid dust feel the need to hide?)
1. Puffer jackets (Breathing is kind of a neccecary thing in life)
the list goes on...
Leggings (It's not the ninetys any more - ACCEPT IT!)
Ankle socks (Either knee high or trainer socks, no in between!)
Polo necks (It's just so itchysome and looks like I have no neck!)
